mumblenews:

uozumi:

I kinda understand. It’s about you, not anyone else. And I don’t even use anything besides my imagination because that is the only thing that gets it right lol.

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Like honestly PIV sex is so much hotter when you haven’t had it. /: or maybe all the problems I’ve had tainted my opinion, and I don’t have a G spot. Like that area is just the place you touch if you want to make me hurt and wanna pee. Fingering for the win!

And I forgot I do read! Literotica is the best. But I’m not too visual, I’m more sensory. Touch is more important.

The thing is, I’m a very tactile person. I learned math by a board that when you pushed down squares on a grid you got the answer depending on how the numbers lined up. So, because no one’s ever touched me like that with my permission or kissed me, etc…etc…my mind just draws a huge BLANK and nothing goes anywhere. I’m more visual than anything else probably because with every men do X and women do Y stereotype, I tend to do Y more often than not. Then again, not all stereotypes are true. One time I told some girls on the playground that “I think like a boy more than like a girl” and got “Well, you know what boys think about when they sit by girls? Oooooo” response, so I kind of never brought that one up ever again.

No one has a “G spot,” it’s a made up location trying to explain why some women easily orgasm and others don’t. They try to prove it through research, but what we need to do is look for it via science cadavers until we can figure out it physically exists. I really highly doubt it does. It seems too inconsistent and magical to exist. Then again, if it does exist, I would suspect it’s a highly concentrated gathering of nerve endings since the vagina has the most nerve endings in a woman’s body.

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I kinda understand. It’s about you, not anyone else. And I don’t even use anything besides my imagination because that is the only thing that gets it right lol.

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Reading over the information for my testosterone blocker and it’s like “Take with or without food, it’ll probably make you nauseous anyway. Don’t get pregnant or breastfeed because you will affect your son’s testosterone level. Watch out for a rash or the runs. Oh and did we mention you better take it before 18:00 or you’ll end up waking up to pee every time you turn around?”

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I woke up to my left eye making crunching noises whenever I rub it. I don’t know if I want to know.

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

(via p-c-o-s)

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So I saw the tweet from UberFacts on Twitter that claimed, “A woman will spend about 3,500 days of her lifetime menstruating.”

I think we can all guess where this post is going.

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shnappley replied to your post: the tension between being pretty enough to hire…

Not to be invasive, but why do you have to say no to being asked out? Ive seen you mention something about an inability to have sex because its painful but, is that the only reason?

Well, lack of money, but yes, the inability to have sex is the primary reason. While I would never have sex on a first date, I don’t want to start dating someone that I end up falling in love with and then can’t have a normal relationship with. I feel like that would be unfair to them to lead them on like that, so it’d be best not to go out with someone lest they be the perfect partner for me.

When I was younger, I used to try to be prettier, but everyone called me ugly anyway, so I kind of stopped trying and when I realized that I didn’t want the drunks to pay attention to me in inappropriate ways in university, I started to be uglier on purpose and now I’m just kind of let myself be not extra ugly or put in an effort to be “pretty” because I have to say no or I’m leading people on and setting myself up for heartbreak.

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I found a tape measurer and measured my breasts. I’m a 39D. I’ve gone down an inch and up a cup and what kind of fuckery is this?

No wonder I’m falling out of my bra.

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