christinahendricks:

Asgard mourning over Loki

I see this post flying around with commentary about how awful it is that everyone is feasting and carrying on. So let’s put some Norse perspective on it, yeah?

This is clearly the seventh day of mourning if we’re going by Norse culture. It’s called a funeral ale. It’s where people feast and those who are the descendants of the dead receive their inheritance. Now, Loki, if he has done things from mythology, has Jormungandr, Hel, Sleipnir, and Fenrir as his heirs. We don’t see any depiction of them, but that might also be indicative of their functions in society (for example Hel probably can’t leave Hel if she exists and the rest are animals) or it could be indicative of the lack of respect for Loki and subsequently his descendants who are all monsters. For the real answer, we’d have to ask Branaugh.

I just wanted to point out that feasting and ale is not unusual for a funeral in Norse culture. We don’t know what day of mourning Asgard is on nor how long of time has passed from Loki falling into the abyss to this particular moment.

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I can almost believe I am made in God’s image because I am to Him what an unfinished Word file I find ten years later after forgetting it existed is to me.

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Like I’ve had straight up abuse levied at me though. A LOT of people equate Catholics with satanists around here. And same with jewish people. And I’m not any safer now that I’m agnostic. I’ve been told to stop making animal sacrifices and drinking blood. The jewish friend was told she was a whore who was going to hell. So being able to say a thing and get them to go away only works if you are that thing.

Where I live that doesn’t really go on, but it’s Indiana so we’re borderline depending on who you want to ask. Most of us here are some kind of Methodist and I think that might be part of it, because it’s kind of the Methodist nature to invite people to come around the church and then decide for themselves rather than door to door pressuring people.

My mom’s family were actually Mennonites, but we don’t have a Mennonite church around here. My great-grandpa went to a boarding school in the 1910’s and he always said if you can’t go to a Mennonite church, go to the Methodist church, and it was more than just the fact they had similar values, it was also because the Methodists were okay with him going home to a Mennonite church when he was done with school.

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uozumi:

Idk I just really get the heebs when it comes to conversion. Like, it’s one thing to let it be known that you’re xyz, but another to force people to accept it as their own. I might be biased but I grew up catholic in the bible belt, and my best friend was Jewish. There was enough ignorance to make you want to adopt hermitude. So like, it just makes me uncomfortable.

I grew up United Methodist and I still am one today.

Mostly I just know there are varying degrees of enthusiasm and you just have to try and figure out how to shoo away whatever type you’ve encountered in a way that doesn’t lead to trouble later.

Typically “I’m a Christian” (even if it’s a lie) gets them to go away. The girls were young, and for all I know, needed a quota or something or it was a ruse to get into our house so they could come back and rob it later (but that would be if we still lived in Indy).

It doesn’t really bother me because no matter what they say to me, I plan to stick with the United Methodist Church. I mean why get angry? It’s just going to make me have a bad day and I already have more than enough stuff in my life giving me a bad day, so I just roll with it and try to chase them off as fast as possible.

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Rude!

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Oh no that sucks. You should tell them it makes you uncomfortable, and that if you have questions you’ll ask. Because it is harassment.

It didn’t suck. They weren’t harassing me. They just didn’t have the social skills to understand subtle goodbyes. They’re sophomores or juniors I think, so they’ll learn. They were on their way towards a super religious house a few doors down, so I figured nothing would be lost.

I mean mostly I made the post because it’s like all these conversion people keep trying to convert me and I attract them like flies and I don’t know what kind of vibe I give off because there were times in my life where the only thing I had to comfort me was faith because I didn’t have the friends (and the family wasn’t listening well enough to realize there were problems) to get through things.

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Rude!

I know. I was like “I’m already a Christian” and they wouldn’t shove off. They were like “Do you know anyone around who might need help?” and I was like “They go to their own churches for…

I’m incredibly bitter from parochial school so that shit would not have flown. I’d be like, “You mention Jesus again and I swear on his name I will report you for harassment. Also I’ve had premarital sex and I’m not sorry.” I’m a huge asshole though.

I live in a town of 14,000 and they were two teenagers I see every other day when I volunteer at the high school library. To take a militant attitude with them would be putting my job and any references I could glean for my future career in jeopardy.

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Rude!

I know. I was like “I’m already a Christian” and they wouldn’t shove off. They were like “Do you know anyone around who might need help?” and I was like “They go to their own churches for that” (which they do, this is a religious neighborhood. Some even go to synagogues and mosqs, but I wasn’t going to mention that to these guys because that’d only make targets of my friends). AND THEY STILL WOULDN’T LEAVE. So I was like “I’ve got supper in the oven, I should really go.” (Which I totally did have pork chops in the oven on minute 40 of 45). And they were like “WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU OUR CARD” And I was like “NUUUUUU” and just shut the door.

I didn’t want to shut the door in their faces, but they wouldn’t shove off with gentle prodding.

lizjamesbitch:

I tell people this all the time.  The scary part?
There are lots who don’t believe me.




Actually, it’s highly possible that Jesus was part-Roman or part county a Roman soldier stationed in the region might come from. You could make a case of “an angel whispered in my ear” could be a story to tell a child who does not look like his siblings instead of “a Roman soldier raped your mother.” That said, the Renaissance!Jesus still might not look like how he looked if that situation was true.

lizjamesbitch:

I tell people this all the time.  The scary part?

There are lots who don’t believe me.

Actually, it’s highly possible that Jesus was part-Roman or part county a Roman soldier stationed in the region might come from. You could make a case of “an angel whispered in my ear” could be a story to tell a child who does not look like his siblings instead of “a Roman soldier raped your mother.” That said, the Renaissance!Jesus still might not look like how he looked if that situation was true.

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circletines:

today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED “SWERVE” AT HER AND I GOT IN TROUBLE

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Have no fear tumblr users, you can hide your blog from the terrible wave with one easy trick!

1) Grab a bowl of fresh blood, anyone’s will do. 

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2) Apply it to your blog like so.

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3) Its evil gaze will not rest on you this night.

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Is Jesus at the end of this post since he died during Passover? I feel like it’s a sign that no matter what you do, you can’t escape the new layout.

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Real people, but the supernatural stuff didn’t happen.


Did you really have to say that? I believe in what I believe in because it’s the only thing I can believe in besides myself. When I was a child, I was manipulated into doing things. I didn’t have many friends, and about the only thing I could count on was my faith because at least it didn’t let me down.

The thing I want to point out to people can be backed up by historical fact, record, and actually is in the pages of the Bible, which I have read multiple times.

I don’t understand how insulting my belief system proves anything. These are historical people with archaeological evidence, which yes has nothing to do with if they did what the Bible said they did that cannot be backed up by the archaeological evidence.

I don’t care if your’e an atheist. I’m just tired of people shitting on me because I have something to believe in during the times when if I didn’t have that, I would have nothing, and I’d probably try to kill myself again.

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sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

i asked my religion teacher this in the 3rd grade and got suspended

i always question this omg 

God and Satan are clearly in cahoots. At least that’s what I decided when I was a kid and I’ve seen no reason not to believe it.

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