So, typically I check Shearsmith’s Twitter before bed, but the past few nights have been hectic. So, I go tonight and…just…

Guys…

Guys, our parents left us bananas while they’ve gone to New York and we have put the trash out because they’re gone over trash pick up day, and I am so done.

So, typically I check Shearsmith’s Twitter before bed, but the past few nights have been hectic. So, I go tonight and…just…

Guys…

Guys, our parents left us bananas while they’ve gone to New York and we have put the trash out because they’re gone over trash pick up day, and I am so done.

crowleyismyco-pilot:

a brief summary of crowley’s personality

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This laptop has beats audio. I heard it’s good, but I dunno….

/turns on Spotify

I'm Kitty's windup toy.

Kitty: What if
Kitty: Art from my life in film
Kitty: Was Moran
Me: omfg
Me: actually
Me: yes
Me: yes i like this
Me: would also explain the lulz laser pointers
Me: if it'd been beth up there with a gun, the lasers would not have been so lulzy
Kitty: Omg yes
Me: would also explain the stage gun to the head
Me: clearly what triggered all of this was beth's death. then sherlock caught jones' eye and art went with it because it will make a good screenplay and well this is the guy who tried to solve a problem with an axe and spied on his neihbors
Me: would also explain why all of moriarty's disguises are shy nice irish boys who are good to women
Kitty: Yes
Me: i'm imagining john vs art
Me: oh god
Me: sherlock meets art
Me: and starts to question jim's definition of ordinary
Kitty: What have I done
Me: it's a very entertaining scenario
Me: art manages the cinema that john and sherlock sometimes go to
Me: they've never seen jim there
Me: art being art might not even realize who they are
Me: they don't come around enough
Me: that awkward moment a movie comes out that's the plot of sherlock vs moriarty with some changes
littlecthulhu:

Too busy trying to ‘correct’ fat people and they seem to have forgotten that not everyone can walk.



What makes this extra stupid to me is (if you note the top stage left corner of the doors), it’s sponsored by a hospital. You know the place where people who can’t walk for reasons beyond their control go to get help with the reason they can’t walk.

littlecthulhu:

Too busy trying to ‘correct’ fat people and they seem to have forgotten that not everyone can walk.

What makes this extra stupid to me is (if you note the top stage left corner of the doors), it’s sponsored by a hospital. You know the place where people who can’t walk for reasons beyond their control go to get help with the reason they can’t walk.

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Living with a Jack Russell Terrier

Jack: Run with me, human!
Me: I just lifted heavy books for two hours and then walked to Marsh and then home in an hour and fifteen minutes. NO.
Jack: RUN WITH ME HUMAN *jumps down the step to the family room like it's a hurdle*

If Barnes & Nobles thinks I’m going to pay for a membership, they are kidding themselves. I was in their store today and ended up with only The Hobbit, because the non-fiction section was full of propaganda, spin, or something I already have. Then the cookbook section was so disorganized, it was really hard to find anything of consequence.

And this happens to me in more than one store. Seriously, B&N, if you want me to pay $25 for some kind of membership, make it worth my while.

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This guy with the lactose intolerance. I mean I just. I have a really, really bad soy allergy. Intolerances and allergies have nothing to do with fear. They have everything to do with your body punishing you for doing something you know you shouldn’t do.

I am hoping this is a staged drama and not something someone actually wittingly did to themselves.

On this self injury awareness day, I ponder the hypocrisy of Tumblr. How some of the same blogs that urge people not to harm themselves are also the same blogs that won’t tag triggering posts because “everyone should see this.”

It makes the former posts so insincere when you realizes that some of the same people won’t properly warn for triggers, triggers that can lead to sessions of self-harm. How do you know they really care about your personal mental healthy if they disregard it so blatantly?

It took me a while to realize I would be happier and healthier not following the blogs who can’t tag triggery posts no matter how good they are at art or how many interests we share. Because if they have no regard for me as a person, then why watch them? And yes, I know I know “you can’t tag things on mobile,” and that’s fine. I still don’t have to follow those blogs.

galifianafuck:

Exclusive First Look! Benedict Cumberbatch (as seen above) is captured behind the set of the third series of Sherlock on a Sunday night. Mark Gatiss, co-writer of Sherlock states that “Sherlock goes into a lot of depression after the famous Fall because he has been so alone without John and Mrs Hudson, so he decides to shave off all his hair, and thus, becoming a Bald Sherlock Holmes, it’s quite a good look on him.” Steven Moffat added, “Yes, we went for this look because it really shows what Sherlock has gone through over the years…”. We interviewed Benedict Cumberbatch and all he could tell us was “My bald head reflects back the sunlight, it’s fabulous.” We weren’t able to ask any other questions about the new episodes, but both writers stated “It’ll be a totally different Sherlock Holmes.” Sherlock returns in March 2016. Mark those calendars Sherlockians. (source)




I feel like I’m being played here, but I’m not sure what the game is yet.

galifianafuck:

Exclusive First Look! Benedict Cumberbatch (as seen above) is captured behind the set of the third series of Sherlock on a Sunday night. Mark Gatiss, co-writer of Sherlock states that “Sherlock goes into a lot of depression after the famous Fall because he has been so alone without John and Mrs Hudson, so he decides to shave off all his hair, and thus, becoming a Bald Sherlock Holmes, it’s quite a good look on him.” Steven Moffat added, “Yes, we went for this look because it really shows what Sherlock has gone through over the years…”. We interviewed Benedict Cumberbatch and all he could tell us was “My bald head reflects back the sunlight, it’s fabulous.” We weren’t able to ask any other questions about the new episodes, but both writers stated “It’ll be a totally different Sherlock Holmes.” Sherlock returns in March 2016. Mark those calendars Sherlockians. (source)

I feel like I’m being played here, but I’m not sure what the game is yet.

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Stop whining. Healthy food is tasty food if you do it right.

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My CINS teacher is insisting that we download a program we need for class off of Internet Explorer.

Internet Explorer which people recommend you never sign onto anything ever anymore.

Internet Explorer which is the least secure of all the browsers.

This makes me so confident in their ability to teach me computers.

Sometimes I take Astrology.com love, soulmate, friendship, etc… astrology thingies between me and some celebrity to see who wins most compatible.

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Okay, this is the best one. It’s time to stop. I don’t take it seriously, but it’s like lol lol lol omfg wat.

Astrology.com, you are trolling me.

I am never going to get used to how Brent Spiner can act to the point I don’t know that’s him.

I was like WHY IS DR. SOONG’S VOICE SO FAMILIAR?

Because it is Brent Spiner omfg. I knew he played the younger versions, but I didn’t know he’d played the older version too.

How long has it been since I’ve seen this episode? I’d forgotten Lore was going to show up. This is fascinating.

You can’t say “3-D glasses studded with crystals with frames shaped like Qs” and then not show me them. I don’t have to see the queen wearing them. I just want to see them even by themselves.

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