never laugh at live dragons

I feel like I’m in one of those All State commercials.

Go find me where I ever said Sam has to be out of the way.

Silence.

Yeah you bet fucking silence.

Reading over the information for my testosterone blocker and it’s like “Take with or without food, it’ll probably make you nauseous anyway. Don’t get pregnant or breastfeed because you will affect your son’s testosterone level. Watch out for a rash or the runs. Oh and did we mention you better take it before 18:00 or you’ll end up waking up to pee every time you turn around?”

licensetocannibalize:

cannibal-swag:

OFFICIAL SPOILER FOR THE SEASON FINALE OF HANNIBAL

too soon

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Do you ever just intuitively get a feel for your characters, write all their details down and go “Tumblr is going to hate how unbalanced this is” but at the same time know there’s another story with different characters that will fill in those holes when you get to writing that one?

I need to stop thinking about Tumblr or I’ll never write anything.

BUT I DON’T WANT ANY OF THEM TO DIE!

OR GO TO JAIL.

I DON’T WANT “FOUR TO BECOME THREE.” NO.

Let me start this by saying I do ship Destiel. I just noticed it was the pairing of conversation today, which is why I stuck with it in this post.

So my dash is full of dramaz about asking the SPN cast about Destiel, and so here is my thoughts on it:

Okay, imagine you’re away from the office with your coworkers at a business conference. All of you get up on stage, do your presentation. Now it’s time to take questions. Someone asks you if you think you’ll kiss your coworker. Then someone else asks if maybe you’d approve of getting topless with your coworker, etc…etc…

Now take those kind of questions about your coworkers and imagine you’re being asked this about your coworkers not only multiple times at every business conference you go to, but multiple times a day on Twitter, Facebook, etc…etc…

This is why there’s the “oh no not again” response. Not only is the subject awkward because the Destiel questions are essentially “are you hoping to pretend bang your coworker this season?” but because it’s the same awkward questions repeated. I mean even if you were open to kissing your coworker, would you really want to answer the same question about it more than once?

I only have $2 and some change in my checking account.

I need to get paid for dog/house sitting soon.

I guess I’m adding into darkness to my Tumblr Savior because suddenly all the spoilers on my dash and nothing is tagged and what is wrong with you people?

It’s probably for the best I do so now given the fact Tumblr is horrible at using the word spoilers or spoiler and it’s going to premiere in London 15 days before it premieres in Indianapolis.

There is a reason I jokingly call Spock Sir Melds a Lot.

Yes.

Why didn’t I realize this sooner?

And, once again, I do not get a Jewish Adler from New Jersey. Oh well, it’s probably because everyone thinks you have to be Jersey Shore or something.

I’ve enjoyed casting thus far, so while I am disappointed, I’m not disheartened.

sumney:

In 2013. Directed by Eli Roth, who said:

“So I wrote about these student activists who want to save these un-contacted tribes in the Amazon… They chain themselves to trees and protest and stream it and hash-tag, and it works… Then on their way home, their plane crashes. And the very people they save are like ‘Ah, food – that’s great!’ It’s like a free lunch, and they are brought back into the fold of absolutely barbaric, primitive man. People that have had no contact with the outside world.

So when we shot it, I wanted to film somewhere that was really, really, really in the Amazon. Really, authentically off the grid. We scouted in the summer-time and went up the river for hours and hours and found this village where there was no electricity, no running water, grass huts. Ten people in a shack. And it looked incredible; it looked like a village from another time, so we asked if we could film there. But I was told that we have to tell them what a movie is because they have no idea. They’ve never seen one. They’ve never even seen a television. So they went back with a television and a generator and showed the village Cannibal Holocaust, which I couldn’t believe. And the villagers – thank god – thought it was a comedy. The funniest thing that they’d ever seen. And they wanted to play cannibals in the movie. So we had the entire village acting in the film. And they speak Quechua – which is like another language from another time.”

I don’t have much commentary, but I want you to pay close attention to the coded language he uses. You might think “this is inappropriate” or “this is rude” or “this is racially insensitive,” but let’s not beat around the bush. This is what white supremacy looks like in 2013 — the idea that a group of people not living by Western standards are automatically “primitive savages.”

The mere fact that he was taken in by an indigenous village, unharmed, and decided to turn around and portray the people who opened their home to him as cannibalistic savages is a disturbing effort to create colonial propaganda. The fact that he listened to a current language spoken by an existing people and called it “another language from another time” proves that he doesn’t view them as real, equal human beings, but as a concept to be exploited for a cheap film.

I’m done.

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doomslock:

Doctor Who AU: Richard Armitage as the 12th Doctor

└ Clara adjusts to seeing the Doctor without his bow tie.

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Spotify,should I be concerned that you want to play “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees every time I listen to one of my playlists that has this song on it?

Please don’t make me jump off a building when I spurn your interests in me.

Dad’s watching this The Bible thing on the History Channel and it’s so goofy and kind of anti-Bible, and there’s something about the costuming that makes me wonder when I’m going to hear the TARDIS in the distance.

That show was giving me a headache. It also seriously could have been done better. I should probably go upstairs.

triickstar:

Apparantly hide’s grave has been vandalised? Disgusting :|