Why [most] fandoms would make great boy/girlfriends.

Sherlock Fandom: We would wait for you, we would grieve over your death for three years and wait for you to come back and when you did we would probably punch you in the face... but yeah. We would tolerate your arrogance and your brilliance because you're so wonderful and that's what makes you YOU.
Supernatural Fandom: We would protect you with our life. We're not just looking for sex or a drink, we would sell our souls for you. We would banish Angels and kill Lucifer and jump head long into the pits of hell for you. We think that blood don't equal family, you've gotta earn that title. And you'll be family to us.
Doctor Who Fandom: We would wait 2000 years for you. We wouldn't sleep for said amount of time just to be reunited with you. Even if you bitched after 36 years about being alone. We would help you, we would leave you if it meant you staying alive. We would endure the worst pain for you because we love you,
House Fandom: We would seriously beat you with a cane if you dared diss the flames, but deep... deep down. We really really really care about you and without you... We'd've probably lost our medical licence and overdosed long ago. You guys would stop us from doing bad things, sometimes you would aid us, but you'd always be there for us. And we'd always be there for you because we know what it feels like to be lonely.
Twilight Fandom: Oh shit you don't sparkle fuck off.
Buffy/Angel Fandom: We do need you. No matter how many times you steal our babies or damn well shag our son [maybe I should rephrase that] we will end up right back to you because we really do need you. We would protect you because we're the Slayers, we always help everyone. It's our duty. And always remember, we're five by five.
Harry Potter Fandom: We'd face Voldemort for you, we'd swim through burning hot useless lumps of gold in Gringotts that keeps multiplying if we touch it to get to you, then we'd fight a blind dragon and a Bassalisk to get to you. We would keep you safe from said things by using a sword and some clanky metal. But don't forget Voldemort, we would inspect every rat to come near you to make sure he hasn't got a toe missing, we would unwrap every turban to make sure Voldemort wasn't sitting in there. We would check every bus driver to make sure they aren't Stan Shunpike, the Death-Eater-to-be. Most importantly, we would always love you for who you are, not your House nor your family would stop us.
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